Zoo time is she and you time

The mammals are your fav'rite type

You'd better want her tonight.

Heart beat

increasing heart beat

You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos

Elephants and tacky tigers.

This town ain't big enough for the both of us

And it ain't me who's gonna leave.

Flying

domestic flying

And when the stewlrdess is near

Do not show any fear.

Heart beat

increasing heart beat

You are a khaki-coloured bombadier

It's Hiroshima that you're nearing.

This town ain't big enough for the both of us

. . .

Daily except for Sunday

You dawdle into the cafe

Where you meet her each day.

Heart beat

increasing heart beat

As twenty cannibals have hold of you

They need their protein just like you do.

This town ain't big enough for the both of us

. . .

Shower

another shower

You've got to look your best for her

And be clean ev'rywhere.

Heart beat

increasing heart beat

The rain is pouring on the foreign town

The bullets cannot cut you down.

This town ain't big enough for the both of us

. . .

Census

the latest census

There'll be more girls who live in town

Though not enough to go round.

Heart beat

increasing heart beat

You know that:

This town ain't big enough for the both of us