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They say the number on rule i...

They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.

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I'd never hit a woman unless ...

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

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If it were up to me, it'd be ...

If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!

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A kid came up to me the other...

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.

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People are always going to fi...

People are always going to find fault with anything you do, any process that you're a part of. The creative process means taking risks, I've taken risks and I've made mistakes, but the bottom line is, could anyone else have done any better ? I have to believe that what I created was worthwhile.

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I'm really not one to brag, b...

I'm really not one to brag, but I think my job is one of the most important things someone can do with their life. I mean, it really gives people a chance to live outside their means through someone else's vision. And I think that's something really great that I can give back to the community. Sure I could be a doctor or a lawyer, but do they really help anyone? Sure you can save someone's life, but can you really change it for the better? I'm not saying their jobs aren't important, just not as important as mine.

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I'm not an hour late. You guy...

I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.

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Yeah, I saw the guy running o...

Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.

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When you win your first Gramm...

When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.

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I'm not saying eating babies ...

I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.

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Is 'Garden State' the next 'C...

Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.

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I mean, some people accuse me...

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

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When you were a kid and the c...

When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?

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I never go easy on kids when ...

I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.

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If John McCain were really a ...

If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.

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I'm a big proponent of 'Don't...

I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I don't ask them for sex, and then I warn them not to tell anyone after I'm through.

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It's kind of ironic that my c...

It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how gays could ever be doctors, they spend too much time whining about everything. Just get off your soapbox and go back to designing floral arrangements.

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Its not that I'm in love with...

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

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When things seem to be slowin...

When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and after I'm done I'd just run out into the living room, or the dance floor, with all that bloody goop on my junk and yell, OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE NADS! Yeah, good times.

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I wouldn't exactly call it 'I...

I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?

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