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I think the Bible should be r...

I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'

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The only real difference betw...

The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.

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Well I can understand why men...

Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?

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When I think about the holida...

When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you and they're always willing to give a heart to heart conversation. They actually bear the winter cold to ask for your petty cash with a smile on their face. Fudge those guys.

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I'm not actually an arrogant ...

I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.

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I've always preferred Marvel ...

I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.

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I don't have anything against...

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

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People keep asking me whether...

People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.

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I'm sick of people saying I h...

I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese.

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Bigger than the Beatles? Well...

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.

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It depresses me when people e...

It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.

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I feel really bad for everyon...

I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.

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People are always going to fi...

People are always going to find fault with anything you do, any process that you're a part of. The creative process means taking risks, I've taken risks and I've made mistakes, but the bottom line is, could anyone else have done any better ? I have to believe that what I created was worthwhile.

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I'd never hit a woman unless ...

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

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If it were up to me, it'd be ...

If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!

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A kid came up to me the other...

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.

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I'm not an hour late. You guy...

I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.

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Yeah, I saw the guy running o...

Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.

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They say the number on rule i...

They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.

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I'm really not one to brag, b...

I'm really not one to brag, but I think my job is one of the most important things someone can do with their life. I mean, it really gives people a chance to live outside their means through someone else's vision. And I think that's something really great that I can give back to the community. Sure I could be a doctor or a lawyer, but do they really help anyone? Sure you can save someone's life, but can you really change it for the better? I'm not saying their jobs aren't important, just not as important as mine.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....