I almost die for food, and let...

I almost die for food, and let me have it!

Sit down and feed, and welcome...

Sit down and feed, and welcome to our table.

Marry, he must have a long spo...

Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.

Master, if you do, expect spoo...

Master, if you do, expect spoon-meat, or bespeak a long spoon.

Thou say'st his meat was sauce...

Thou say'st his meat was sauced with thy upbradings;
Unquiet meals make ill digestions;
Thereof the raging fire of fever bred.

If you love an addle egg as we...

If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head, you
would eat chickens i' th' shell.

He hath eaten me out of house ...

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all of my
substance into that fat belly of his.

He that keeps not crust nor cr...

He that keeps not crust nor crum
Weary of all, shall want some.

Poor Tom, that eats the swimmi...

Poor Tom, that eats the swimming frog, the toad, the todpole, the
wall-newt and the water; that in the fury of his heart, when the
foul fiend rages, eats cow-dung for sallets, swallows the old rat
and the ditch-dog, drinks the green mantle of the standing pool;
who is whipped from tithing to tithing, and stock-punished and
imprisoned; who hath had three suits to his back, six shirts to
his body,
Horse to ride, and weapon to wear,
But mice and rats, and such small deer

Be it not in thy care. Go,

Be it not in thy care. Go,
I charge thee, invite them all; let in the tide
Of knaves once more; my cook and I'll provide.

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Each man to his stool, with th...

Each man to his stool, with that spur as he would to the lip of
his mistress. Your diet shall be in all places alike; make not a
City feast of it, to let the meat cool ere we can agree upon the
first place; sit, sit. The gods require our thanks.

Fat paunches have lean pates, ...

Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits
Make rich the ribs, but backrout quite the wits.

You would be, sweet madam, if ...

You would be, sweet madam, if your miseries were in the same
abundance as your good fortunes are; and yet for aught I see,
they are as sick that surfeit with too much as they that starve
with nothing.

Come, we have a hot venison pa...

Come, we have a hot venison pasty to dinner.

I wished your venison better--...

I wished your venison better--it was ill killed.

I will make an end of my dinne...

I will make an end of my dinner--there's pippins and seese to
come.

For, as a surfeit of the sweet...

For, as a surfeit of the sweetest things
The deepest loathing to the stomach brings,
Or as the heresies that men do leave
Are hated most of those they did deceive,
So thou, my surfeit and my heresy,
Of all be hated, but the most of me!

I fear it is too choleric a me...

I fear it is too choleric a meat.
How say you to a fat tripe finely broiled?

What say you to a piece of bee...

What say you to a piece of beef and mustard?

My cake is dough, but I'll in ...

My cake is dough, but I'll in among the rest,
Out of hope of all but my share of the feast.