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I've always felt, and I don't...

I've always felt, and I don't like to say this because I sound like an ex-patriot, I always feel quite a bit more comfortable sometimes in Canada. For a variety of reasons. I just think it's a politer place. Kind of. You don't have quite the population to deal with but you don't immediately get into skirmishes with everybody. If you had any passport, any terrorist would let the Canadians off the plane.

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The greatest missile in the w...

The greatest missile in the world is useless ... unless it's targeted. A torpedo is adrift unless it has someplace to go. An arrow is pointless unless it hits something. So it's important for kids--for everyone, even if you fail at first--to target something and head in that direction. With all your might.

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Dogs will eat till they die. ...

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

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In my experience, it's all won...

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

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I think women like Ferraris. A...

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

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I was gone so much in my first...

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.

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I'm an algebra liar. I figure ...

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

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In marriage, compromise nurtur...

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

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Women are brilliant. Every wom...

Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.

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They say you only go around on...

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

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Can we take a direct flight ba...

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

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Kids learn by example. If I re...

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

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But separate a man from his ca...

But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.

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A car crossed two lanes of tra...

A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.

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My stepfather stepped in where...

My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.

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Use a screwdriver instead of a...

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.

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When I went to jail, reality h...

When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.

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As the Chinese will tell you, ...

As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.

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I know it sounds odd, but I wa...

I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.

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Be wary of listening to storie...

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

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