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I'm a pretty solid Christian. ...

I'm a pretty solid Christian. But even as an altar boy, I was always asking the bigger questions--you know: if God is, in fact, good, what is all this death I see? And if God is gentle, what is all this suffering I see? I've found some of the answers in Eastern religion. It explained my Christianity to me. Good and evil are the same thing. You can't have one without the other. It's the balance, it's the temperance of things.

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Sometimes you get the sense th...

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of 'Yeah, we might have to reboot.

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The greatest missile in the wo...

The greatest missile in the world is useless ... unless it's targeted. A torpedo is adrift unless it has someplace to go. An arrow is pointless unless it hits something. So it's important for kids--for everyone, even if you fail at first--to target something and head in that direction. With all your might.

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If you want to condemn yoursel...

If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you've made, let's be fair, that means you've got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you've done. It's okay to say, 'God, I wish I'd done this; yeah, but I did do that.' Then it kind of balances out.

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When you're 6 or 7, your fathe...

When you're 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.

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Speeding is like drugs. It mak...

Speeding is like drugs. It makes everything come at you fast, and when you go back to normal driving, safe driving, prudent driving, it seems boring. That's the danger of drugs. At first it's intoxicating, but then the rest of your life you're trying to find that very first time. It never is the same.

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I had a very easy time loving ...

I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it's one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they're going to want something from me I can't give, or they're going to hurt me.

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The world is your oyster when ...

The world is your oyster when you are successful. That was when I was getting scripts. I was planning for this. I like this business. Parts of it I love, and I didn't want it to just end. The further you get away from your success, the less your phone rings. The next thing you know, it's 20 years later and you're in a mall going, 'Remember when Al and I used to do something like this...

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I think there's a percentage [...

I think there's a percentage [of the audience] that don't realize, that don't know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It's more of a ... it's not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.

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I may go back and spice it up ...

I may go back and spice it up with a little bit of the tool stuff and grunting and all that that I know so well. But it feels like I'm rehashing old material. And some of my audiences like that. So I'm there to entertain. I'm not there to make a political statement or anything like that. I'm there to entertain.

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Playing golf is like going to ...

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

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Before Kady was born, I didn't...

Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

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Being wealthy when no one else...

Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.

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I have always enjoyed do-it-yo...

I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.

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There are flaws in the way pol...

There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, .. Radio and television coverage of politics doesn't see its role as a mission to explain, but to destroy, in a pernicious culture in which journalists pit themselves against politicians.

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Men aren't men until they can ...

Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

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If you don't decide where you'...

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

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If it ain't broke, you can pro...

If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.

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What causes sibling rivalry?'...

What causes sibling rivalry?'
'Having more than one kid.

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All men like to think that the...

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

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