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Real stupidity beats artificia...

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

Night poured over the desert. ...

Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, the stars drilled down out of the sky, reminding any thoughtful watcher that it is in the deserts and high places that religions are generated. When men see nothing but bottomless infinity over their heads they have always had a driving and desperate urge to find someone to put in the way.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

He says gods like to see an at...

He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

I'd rather be a rising ape tha...

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

A European says: I can't under...

A European says: I can't understand this, what's wrong with me? An American says: I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? I make no suggestion that one side or other is right, but observation over many years leads me to believe it is true.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

They called themselves the Mun...

They called themselves the Munrungs. It meant The People, or The True Human Beings. It's what most people call themselves, to begin with. And then one day the tribe meets some other People or, if it's not been a good day, The Enemy. If only they'd think up a name like Some More True Human Beings, it'd save a lot of trouble later on

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

And what would humans be witho...

And what would humans be without love?' RARE, said Death.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

What can the harvest hope for,...

What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

Cutangle: While I'm still conf...

Cutangle: While I'm still confused and uncertain, it's on a much higher plane, d'you see, and at least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe. Treatle: I hadn't looked at it like that, but you're absolutely right. He's really pushed back the boundaries of ignorance. They both savoured the strange warm glow of being much more ignorant than ordinary people, who were only ignorant of ordinary things.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

Albert grunted. 'Do you know ...

Albert grunted. 'Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?' Mort thought for a moment. 'No,' he said eventually, 'what?' There was silence. Then Albert straightened up and said, 'Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

If there was anything that dep...

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

Our garden was debated territo...

Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of the garden was to have one yourself. A moment's rational thought here will spot the slight flaw in this reasoning.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

Cats don't hunt seals. They wo...

Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

It's an interesting fact that ...

It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family effort goes into selecting one at the start ('She looks like a Winnifred to me'), and the as the years roll by it suddenly finds itself being called Meepo or Ratbag.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

Next comes the realist phase (...

Next comes the realist phase ('After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the top.').

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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schr...

Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest is about as far as you need to go.

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Consider the situation. There ...

Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire' stuff on the environment, you're being chased and eaten by most of the planet's large animals, and suddenly tiny versions of one of the worst of them wanders into the cave and starts to purr.

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At least I know I'm bewildered...

At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

He was currently wondering vag...

He was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

It would seem that you have no...

It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever,' he said. 'Have you thought of going into teaching?

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

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