Terry Pratchett ,quotes

Grinning like a necrophiliac i...

Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.

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Just because it's not nice doe...

Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.

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If you put butter and salt on ...

If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.

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What did I tell you about Mist...

What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.

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I wouldn't trust you with a bu...

I wouldn't trust you with a bucket of water if my knickers were on fire!

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It was sad, like those busines...

It was sad, like those businessmen who came to work in serious clothes but wore colorful ties in a mad, desperate attempt to show there was a free spirit in there somewhere.

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He had about the same life exp...

He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.

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He's out of his depth on a wet...

He's out of his depth on a wet pavement.

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DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASON...

DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.

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They felt, in fact, tremendous...

They felt, in fact, tremendously bucked-up, which was how Lady Ramkin would almost certainly have put it and which was definitely several letters of the alphabet away from how they normally felt.

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Nanny Ogg knew how to start sp...

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.

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Ridcully was to management wha...

Ridcully was to management what King Herod was to the Bethlehem Playgroup Association.

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His sister had been sent down ...

His sister had been sent down to the village to ask Mistress Garlick the witch how you stopped spelling recommendation.

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I'm trying to remember how you...

I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun.' -'I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment.

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Real children do not go hoppit...

Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.

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Now he knew: They were real. W...

Now he knew: They were real. Who'd make up a thing like this? Okay, one of them was a cheese that rolled around of its own accord, but nobody was perfect.

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They always gives me bath salt...

They always gives me bath salts,' complained Nobby. 'And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?

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Someone got killed up here.......

Someone got killed up here.... It was outside. A tall man. He had one leg longer'n the other. And a beard. He was probably a hunter.' 'How'd you know all that?' 'I just trod on 'im.

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He moved in a way that suggest...

He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk.

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They may have been ugly. They ...

They may have been ugly. They may have been evil. But when it came to poetry in motion, the Things had all the grace and coordination of a deck-chair.

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