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Never f*!k with the ineffable....

Never f*!k with the ineffable.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

Sometimes I think a man could ...

Sometimes I think a man could wander across the disc all his life and not see everything there is to see,' said Twoflower. 'And now it seems there are lots of other worlds as well. When I think I might die without seeing a hundredth of all there is to see it makes me feel,' he paused, then added, 'well, humble, I suppose. And very angry, of course.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

In an instant he became aware ...

In an instant he became aware that the tourist was about to try his own peculiar brand of linguistics, which meant that he would speak loudly and slowly in his own language.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

If there's one thing that real...

If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.

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Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a...

Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!

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But, in truth, it had not exac...

But, in truth, it had not exactly been gold, or even the promise of gold, but more like the fantasy of gold, the fairy dream that the gold is there, at the end of the rainbow, and will continue to be there forever - provided, naturally, that you don't go and look. This is known as finance.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

It was written in some holy bo...

It was written in some holy book, apparently, so that made it okay, and probably compulsory.

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Polly felt questing eyes borin...

Polly felt questing eyes boring into her. She was embarrassed, of course. But not for the obvious reason. It was for the other one, the little lesson that life sometimes rams home with a stick: you are not the only one watching the world. Other people are people; while you watch them they watch you, and they think about you while you think about them. The world isn't just about you.

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They were also slightly less i...

They were also slightly less intelligent than he was. This is a quality you should always pray for in your would-be murderer.

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He'sh mad?' 'Sort of mad. But ...

He'sh mad?' 'Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money.' 'Ah, then he can't be mad. I've been around; if a man hash lotsh of money he'sh just ecshentric.

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Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛ...

Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ЙґбґЏ бґЉбґњsᴛɪᴄᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's бґЉбґњsбґ› ᴍᴇ. Ђ'Death

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The thing is, I mean, there's ...

The thing is, I mean, there's times when you look at the universe and you think, 'What about me?Ђќ and you can just hear the universe replying, 'Well, what about you?Ђќ

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After all, when you seek advic...

After all, when you seek advice from someone it's certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yourself.

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For example, the dwarfs found ...

For example, the dwarfs found out how to turn lead into gold by doing it the hard way. The difference between that and the easy way is that the hard way works.

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And what do you really do? ask...

And what do you really do? asked Tiffany. The thin witch hesitatied for a moment, and then: We look to ... the edges, said Mistress Weatherwax. There's a lot of edges, more than people know. Between life and death, this world and the next, night and day, right and wrong ... an' they need watchin'. We watch 'em, we guard the sum of things. And we never ask for any reward. That's important.

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That's one form of magic, of c...

That's one form of magic, of course.' 'What, just knowing things?' 'Knowing things that other people don't know.

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There were two ways of looking...

There were two ways of looking at the world, but only one when you are starving.

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Money makes people rich; it is...

Money makes people rich; it is a fallacy to think it makes them better, or even that it makes them worse. People are what they do, and what they leave behind.

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If you had enough money, you c...

If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

A horse's skull always looks s...

A horse's skull always looks scary, even if someone has put lipstick on it.

Terry Pratchett 1410 quotes

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