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Don't cry over spilled milk. ...

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

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An apple a day keeps anyone a...

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

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Global warming isn't real bec...

Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

God works in mysterious ways ...

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

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Christianity is the best way ...

Christianity is the best way to cure gayness — just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Sixty eight percent of Republ...

Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.

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I have a mug that actually ve...

I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those.

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Thankfully, dreams can change...

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

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I used to make up stuff in my...

I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?

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Status is always ripe for sat...

Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

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I'm very comfortable with unc...

I'm very comfortable with uncomfortable situations, and I think that can seem odd to people, that I like the thrill of discomfort.

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I love being onstage. I love ...

I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

You shouldn't listen to us at...

You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

In order to maintain an unten...

In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'

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We have this idea in our mind...

We have this idea in our minds that there's this separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing. And we extend that to our politics - not just church and state, but it's also there's a separation of religion and politics. But of course there isn't.

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Late-night shows are 'Chopped...

Late-night shows are 'Chopped.' Who are your guests tonight? Your guests tonight are veal tongue, coffee grounds and gummy bears. There, make a show ... Make an appetizer that appeals to millions of people. That's what I like. How could you possibly do it? Oh, you bring in your own flavors. Your own house band is another flavor.

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There's nothing wrong with be...

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.

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I would say laughter is the b...

I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids. Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche and then applies an antibiotic cream. You gotta keep it away from your eyes.

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I don't accept the status quo...

I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

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I have a morality. I don't kn...

I have a morality. I don't know if it's the best morality. And I do like thinking. If people perceive that as a moral intellectualism, that's fine. That's up to them to decide.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....