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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just...

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

To sit here at the same table...

To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I believe in pulling yourself...

I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Yes, President Romney will no...

Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our currency really has to be taken on faith.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I thought Black Friday was wh...

I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I believe all God's creatures...

I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Obama avoided the Vietnam dra...

Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

What does Karl Marx put on hi...

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

The lead singer of Creed says...

The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Cynicism is an enormous probl...

Cynicism is an enormous problem. I'm actually a hopeful person. But the way to stay hopeful is to acknowledge and to not accept what is absolutely amoral, mentally ill behavior as normal.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

There's nothing wrong with st...

There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Researchers from Britain's Ke...

Researchers from Britain's Keele University have found that swearing after an injury may help alleviate pain. Evidently, the pain that you feel is inversely proportional to the number of middle names you give Jesus.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Never throw caution to the wi...

Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Atheism: the religion devoted...

Atheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Take away the Big Bang and wh...

Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I love the Internet, and the ...

I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

There is no food closer to my...

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Foreign newspapers: if they'v...

Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

If you're doing nothing wrong...

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Take it from me, there's noth...

Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done, except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam after a job done any way at all.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....