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A native American group has f...

A native American group has filed a class-action lawsuit against the government for mismanagement of oil, gas, grazing, timber and other royalties since 1887. They're seeking $100 billion. Here's the good news: The government has responded what I believe is an appropriate counteroffer: A two-cent Navajo stamp.

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Can accidentally eating halal...

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

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There's nothing more I love t...

There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I live by syllogisms: God is ...

I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that.

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Try to love others and serve ...

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

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Destroying a religious symbol...

Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don't think about it.

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Used books are the sluts of t...

Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until eventually they end up in prison.

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You are about to start the gr...

You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you have never seen before. And you are not in control. So say 'yes.' And if you're lucky, you'll find people who will say 'yes' back.

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I cannot stand people who dis...

I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the issue of Roe v. Wade... which I believe is about the proper way to cross a lake.

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Christianity is the best way ...

Christianity is the best way to cure gayness — just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.

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Sixty eight percent of Republ...

Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.

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God works in mysterious ways ...

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

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Global warming isn't real bec...

Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.

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An apple a day keeps anyone a...

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

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Don't cry over spilled milk. ...

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

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'Sympathy for the Devil' is j...

'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.

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Opinions are like demo tapes....

Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours

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Internet users, that blue scr...

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

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Make no mistake - they're com...

Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.

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?You cannot correct an old pe...

?You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....