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I have two last pieces of adv...

I have two last pieces of advice. First, being pre-approved for a credit card does not mean you have to apply for it. And lastly, the best career advice I can give you is to get your own TV show. It pays well, the hours are good, and you are famous. And eventually some very nice people will give you a doctorate in fine arts for doing jack squat.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

But you are also the biggest ...

But you are also the biggest threat of all ...You are a gay person I like. Your threat is that you make being gay seem non-threatening. It's almost as if your happiness does not take mine away.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Cain understands domestic iss...

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Trump will not respond to rea...

Trump will not respond to reasoned argument. He will not be held accountable for the things he said. All you can do is point and laugh. Because the devil cannot abide mockery.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

TV's Tony Snow becomes the Wh...

TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr. President, it is time to hire the folks who've never let you down. Limbaugh at Health and Human Services. Hannity at State. Then give Rummy the Medal of Freedom and install Bill O'Reilly as secretary of defense. Only problem, you might find yourself invading Vermont. And I'll replace Chertoff at Homeland Security. The man's done nothing to control the bear population.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I'm fascinated that people dr...

I'm fascinated that people drawn to cults want to know what to do. And people want to know what to think. And people want to know how to feel. Not just what to feel but how to feel.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I'm proud of my ability to un...

I'm proud of my ability to understand what somebody else is trying to do and help them achieve it, because part of the aesthetic of improvisation is service. You never say no. Serve the servant, follow the follower. And that's very valuable in your life, as well as very valuable in your actor's work. I'm damn proud of my ability to help other people achieve their ideas.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Remember, you cannot be both ...

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I'm not a standup. I didn't s...

I'm not a standup. I didn't start off as a writer, I learned to write through improvisation, and so that's the part of the show that can most surprise me. The written part of the show, I know I can get wrong. You can't really get the interview "wrong."

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

You are about to start the gr...

You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you have never seen before. And you are not in control. So say 'yes.' And if you're lucky, you'll find people who will say 'yes' back.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Used books are the sluts of t...

Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until eventually they end up in prison.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Destroying a religious symbol...

Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don't think about it.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Try to love others and serve ...

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I live by syllogisms: God is ...

I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

There's nothing more I love t...

There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Can accidentally eating halal...

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

A native American group has f...

A native American group has filed a class-action lawsuit against the government for mismanagement of oil, gas, grazing, timber and other royalties since 1887. They're seeking $100 billion. Here's the good news: The government has responded what I believe is an appropriate counteroffer: A two-cent Navajo stamp.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Young girls are obsessed with...

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

And of course I don't go anyw...

And of course I don't go anywhere without my pet goldfish, Anthrax. I always tell security I'm carrying Anthrax. Yeah, sure I get a lot of guff about it, but it's a family name; I'm not changing it.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

So if animals aren't our frie...

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....