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It's August, which means Cong...

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

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Odyssey Dawn? That's not a mi...

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

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History moves fast. It's hard...

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

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Naturally the U.S. trails in ...

Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.

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You don't want to just do a j...

You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.

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If Obama can force you to get...

If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.

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Liberals want to burn the fla...

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

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It's like boxing a glacier. E...

It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.

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I believe Sarah Palin is a tr...

I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.

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I welcome opposing viewpoints...

I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate Tournament. And whatever became of that county champ who argued in favor of tractor safety modifications? Last time I checked, she didn't have her own show.

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I've got butterflies in my st...

I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!

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No, my mom kind of led me towa...

No, my mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close.

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I used to make up stuff in my ...

I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?

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If we raise taxes on corporati...

If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.

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Ignorance is bliss-Oedipus rui...

Ignorance is bliss-Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

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Hey, single malt scotch, youre...

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

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I don't trust books. They're a...

I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart. And that's exactly what's pulling our country apart today. Because face it, folks, we are a divided nation. Not between Democrats or Republicans, or conservatives and liberals, or tops and bottoms. No, we are divided by those who think with their head, and those who know with their heart...

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There's nothing American touri...

There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.

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I'm getting angry at liberals....

I'm getting angry at liberals.

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The fate of our country is now...

The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....