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We have this idea in our mind...

We have this idea in our mind that there's a separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing. And we extend that to our politics. Like it's not just church and state, but it's also there's a separation of religion and politics. But of course, there - there isn't.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I've said it a million times:...

I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.

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All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry,...

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

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You have a firm grasp of the ...

You have a firm grasp of the obvious.

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While skin and race are often...

While skin and race are often synonymous, skin cleansing is good, race cleansing is bad.

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Some say, 'Those who ignore h...

Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'

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I know there are some polls o...

I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in reality. And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

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You can't swallow and think a...

You can't swallow and think about your tongue. If you think about your tongue, you've got a giant piece of meat in your mouth and that's a terrible feeling.

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No matter how you were born, ...

No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.

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If I ever succumbed to the de...

If I ever succumbed to the demon on my shoulder going, "You should get something special because you're famous," that is the moment that my behavior will be caught on social media for all time. I'm even afraid to use it to get a reservation. This is the person who will tweet, "Can you believe what this a-hole did?"

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Last night, we did the Threat...

Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears. It's winter, they're asleep, I didn't think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail -- apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a children's hockey game. I've said this before, they're after our kids -- they're tender, juicy, you don't even have to throw away the bones.

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Laughter brings the swelling ...

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.

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Sorry, but retirement offends...

Sorry, but retirement offends me. You don’t just stop fighting in the middle of a war because your legs hurt. So why do you get to stop working in the middle of your life just because your prostate hurts? That’s desertion.

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Well China, you got us. Phelp...

Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!

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History moves fast. It's hard...

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

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Odyssey Dawn? That's not a mi...

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

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It's August, which means Cong...

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

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If you're injecting fear into...

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.

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My character is self-importan...

My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'

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I'm disappointed that my own ...

I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment.

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