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As soon as a women gets to an...

As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I think fake boobs have done ...

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

If you sell the Vatican and y...

If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I can get a script and go, "W...

I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Summer camp: the second worst...

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I remember my first standup a...

I remember my first standup act when I was seventeen; I did a really lame song about being flat chested. I was doing it in New York, and I remember Kevin Brennan, the guy I lost my virginity to, was like "That song doesn't make sense, you have tits."

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Sometimes I am screwing aroun...

Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I didn't feel so different un...

I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

If you decide to do comedy th...

If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

My stepfather, John O'Hara, w...

My stepfather, John O'Hara, was the goodest man there was. He was not a man of many words, but of carefully chosen ones. He was the one parent who didn't try to fix me. One night I sat on his lap in his chair by the wood stove, sobbing. He just held me quietly and then asked only, "What does it feel like?" It was the first time I was prompted to articulate it. I thought about it, then said, "I feel homesick." That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I have lows, you know, everyb...

I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I do know that I can take a p...

I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really important thing to know about yourself. It helps you in life. It helps you be brave when you know you can take a punch. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But, God bless me, I can take a punch.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

You want the actors to disapp...

You want the actors to disappear into roles and stay under the radar, and that gets harder when someone is known for their actual personality, or who they seem to be.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

The audience works as such a ...

The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I have no religion, but I can...

I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

People who follow their relig...

People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I learned pretty early is I n...

I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

If I have to write by a certa...

If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Sometimes a joke that doesn't...

Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I don't get this shitty attit...

I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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