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Your inability to see yoursel...

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

If you take a shower with you...

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I don't want to be a facilita...

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I do enjoy and feel compelled...

I do enjoy and feel compelled to talk about things that are taboo. One, because I think I'm a troublemaker inside, if someone says, "Don't say that," it's all I want to say. And also, something I learned in therapy ... which is darkness can't exist in the light, and then that made me think of something that Mr. Rogers said, which is, "If it's mentionable, it's manageable."

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Jews are the most liberal, sc...

Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Summer camp: the second worst...

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I can get a script and go, "W...

I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

If you sell the Vatican and y...

If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I think fake boobs have done ...

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

As soon as a women gets to an...

As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I'm personally not into a guy...

I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I was paralyzed with fear. It...

I was paralyzed with fear. It was unbearable to be among other kids who were just standing around being fine. It was one of the many inconveniences of this paradox I lived with -the more people I was surrounded by, the more frighteningly alone I felt.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I'm so much more famous than ...

I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful. I mean, I live in a three-room apartment. I mostly make free videos on my couch. But I am fine.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I've never had an abortion. A...

I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I dress normal because I want...

I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I will always try to be happy...

I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

If my Catholic boyfriend and ...

If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I was raped by a doctor. Whic...

I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I think Jews tend to hold me ...

I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Like I said about Seinfeld an...

Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and don't work hard, and there are people who are brilliant and sabotage themselves.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....