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Jesus is magic, because he tu...

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Also, I learned whether you a...

Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

We need to stop telling girls...

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I am 39 years old, and I stil...

I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

People are always introducing...

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

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I do love poop. I can't help ...

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

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I got jury duty and I didn't ...

I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't?

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If I don't do stand-up for tw...

If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.

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I buy water at the liquor sto...

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

When God gives you AIDS - and...

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Everybody blames the Jews for...

Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.

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She, uh, came out of the clos...

She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's seven, did I mention that? And, uh, I don't even know if she knows what a lesbian is, but I support her completely. And, uh... I'll tell you what's heartbreaking. My sister punished her for it. Can you believe that? No pussy for a week. Which to us may not sound like... But when you're seven, you know, a week is a long time.

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If you quit being cunty, the ...

If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I have no religion. But cultu...

I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.

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I love going to weddings. And...

I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.

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I commend you on all you've d...

I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.

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I am Jewish and proud of this...

I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I didn't lose my virginity un...

I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls "the real way".

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Letting your freak flag fly i...

Letting your freak flag fly is something, no matter who you are, that takes great bravery, straight up.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Guess what, Martin Luther Kin...

Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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