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Also, I learned whether you a...

Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I don't think there is a woma...

I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I do enjoy and feel compelled...

I do enjoy and feel compelled to talk about things that are taboo. One, because I think I'm a troublemaker inside, if someone says, "Don't say that," it's all I want to say. And also, something I learned in therapy ... which is darkness can't exist in the light, and then that made me think of something that Mr. Rogers said, which is, "If it's mentionable, it's manageable."

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I don't want to be a facilita...

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

If you take a shower with you...

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Your inability to see yoursel...

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I am diagnosed with not havin...

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I'm all sentimental. I've pro...

I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had it, so I know it's real.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Take lots of time for yoursel...

Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock climb or hike or write a few short stories. Also, find good people and surround yourself with them. Most importantly, always believe you will, unequivocally.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I think the difference betwee...

I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Don't tell girls they can be ...

Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

People say I'm a nice girl sa...

People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Drew Friedman isn't just a br...

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

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I like talking about things t...

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Since so many people these da...

Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

When you’re a bed wetter ther...

When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard to come by.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

When I was 17, I read a profi...

When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

I learned that people in whee...

I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

The sun shines directly on th...

The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews and the Palestinians share and could work together to make the whole world a better place, not just this Middle East stuff, but the whole world.

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

One of the greatest things my...

One of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."

Sarah Silverman 203 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....