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Last year my birthday cake lo...

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I tell ya when I was a kid, a...

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

With my old man I got no resp...

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

When my parents got divorced,...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

People say fish is good for a...

People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

My wife has cut our lovemakin...

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

When my wife drives, there's a...

When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

We learned sexual technique fr...

We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

You know you're old when your ...

You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

My wife and I have Olympic sex...

My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

If beauty is in the eye of the...

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

When we got married, the first...

When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.

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My wife has teeth like the sta...

My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.

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My son's an idiot. He sprained...

My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.

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My son's an idiot. His teacher...

My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I tell ya, gambling never agre...

I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

The shape I'm in, I could dona...

The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.

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When you walk up five flights ...

When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.

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After I got divorced, I said t...

After I got divorced, I said to myself, I will never, ever get married again. It was in cement. I went through a really rough twenty-five years, but it happened again. I fell in love. I told her, Baby, I don't want a prenuptial agreement. This is it. Everyone told me I was nuts. Well, my new wife and I are married six years and we get along great. You can make anything work if you're both givers.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I can't figure women out. They...

I can't figure women out. They put on makeup for three hours. They wear things that make them smaller. Things that make them bigger. Then they meet a man and they want truth.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....