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Steak and sex, my favorite pa...

Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

You don't know who to believe...

You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I remember I was so depressed...

I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark...'

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I told my doctor I wonna stop...

I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I live in a tough neighborhoo...

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

Never tell your wife she's ba...

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

You know you're old when your...

You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I'm a bad lover. Once I caugh...

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

When I was a kid, I never wen...

When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

Everyone says that looks don'...

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

When I was a kid I got no res...

When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

My wife and I keep fighting a...

My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I tell ya, gambling never agr...

I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

In high school, when I played...

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

When I was a kid I got no res...

When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I went to see my doctor... Do...

I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I'm taking Viagra and drinkin...

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

Guy goes into a bar with a du...

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

A homeless guy came up to me ...

A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, "Man, I wish I had your willpower.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

When my wife drives, there's ...

When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....