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Sports are an acceptable way ...

Sports are an acceptable way for men to show emotion. A guy who won't hug his kid will slip a guy a tongue in a sports bar when his team wins.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

The Web brings people togethe...

The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire'and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Fifty per cent of all marriag...

Fifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 per cent end in death.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

There is an obesity epidemic....

There is an obesity epidemic. One out of every three Americans... weighs as much as the other two.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

You should never die for your ...

You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

If you ever thought you were u...

If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Choosing to have a child you c...

Choosing to have a child you can't take care of is like farting in an elevator. Sure you got it out, but not it's everyone else's problem.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Spiritual is the word people u...

Spiritual is the word people use when they mean they want to be covered whey they die but they're not getting up early on a Sunday.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

In life your dreams may not co...

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

If carrots are good for my eye...

If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

We would need less gun control...

We would need less gun control if we had better birth control.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Live each day as if it were th...

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Never fry bacon when you're na...

Never fry bacon when you're naked.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

I'm catholic in the same way, ...

I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

There is an obesity epidemic. ...

There is an obesity epidemic. One out of every three Americans... weighs as much as the other two.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Ridiculous that some people fe...

Ridiculous that some people feel superior to the gay minority. They're the only couples you'll ever find poking around for ceramics and candle holders in the winery gift shop and both parties really want to be there.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

In any relationship there are ...

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Success is like toilet paper, ...

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Fifty per cent of all marriage...

Fifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 per cent end in death.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

The only difference between th...

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....