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You know what the average per...

You know what the average person is? Average.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

It is a sad fact that 50 perc...

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Religious war at its simplest...

Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Today, I bought a pastrami sa...

Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Live each day as if it were t...

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

If you have a choice of selli...

If you have a choice of selling shoes to ladies or giving birth to a flaming porcupine... look into that second, less painful career.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

I think that's how Chicago go...

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

That's why you have to like a...

That's why you have to like a guy like Charles Manson. Say what you will about Manson - he's one of the only people with the decency to look like a dangerous maniac the first time you meet him.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Success is like toilet paper,...

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Why do women care about how b...

Why do women care about how big their feet are? I never saw a guy at the beach going, 'Wow, look at that woman, she is really... oh, darn! The feet are too big.'

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Ridiculous that some people f...

Ridiculous that some people feel superior to the gay minority. They're the only couples you'll ever find poking around for ceramics and candle holders in the winery gift shop and both parties really want to be there.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

If you're going to war over r...

If you're going to war over religion, now you're just getting into a fight over who has the better imaginary friend.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

We spend the second half of o...

We spend the second half of our life making up for the first half.

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If you ever thought you were ...

If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right.

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In life your dreams may not c...

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

When one guy sees an invisibl...

When one guy sees an invisible man he's a nut case; ten people see him it's a cult; ten million people see him it's a respected religion.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

There is no romance without s...

There is no romance without some lying. That's what romance is - a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

You should never die for your...

You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?

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In New York, the principal le...

In New York, the principal leisure activity is internal bleeding.

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

I'm catholic in the same way,...

I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!

Richard Jeni 53 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....