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If you are really Master of y...

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

The turtle lives 'twixt plate...

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

The highest form of wisdom is...

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

A cough is something that you...

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Sleep is perverse as human na...

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Another good thing about goss...

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Good wine needs no bush, And...

Good wine needs no bush, And perhaps products that people really want Need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

He without benefit of scruple...

He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Passivity can be a provoking ...

Passivity can be a provoking modus operandi; Consider the Empire and Gandhi.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Nobody agrees with anybody el...

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.

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I myself am more and more inc...

I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite what the moving finger has writ, and don't ever look over your shoulder.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

This is my dream, It is my ow...

This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.

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A lady wants to be dressed ex...

A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.

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The noblest lord is ushered i...

The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.

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But that wasn't fancy enough ...

But that wasn't fancy enough for Lord Byron, oh dear me no, he had to invent a lot of figures of speech and then interpolate them, With the result that whenever you mention Old Testament soldiers to people they say Oh yes, they're the ones that a lot of wolves dressed up in gold and purple ate them.

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Husbands are things that wive...

Husbands are things that wives have to
get used to putting up with.
And with whom they breakfast with
and sup with.

They interfere with the discipline of nurseries,
And forget anniversaries,
And when they have been particularly remiss,
They think they can cure everything
with a great big kiss.

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Middle-aged life is merry, an...

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Basketball, a game which won'...

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

A husband is a man who two mi...

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

The dog is man's best friend....

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....