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I would live all my life in n...

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

I think that I shall never se...

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

The truth I do not stretch or...

The truth I do not stretch or shove
When I state the dog is full of love.
I've also proved, by actual test,
A wet dog is the lovingest.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Senescence begins And middle...

Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Time is so old and love so br...

Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

I test my bath before I sit, ...

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

The cow is of the bovine ilk:...

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Oh, what a tangled web do par...

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Progress might have been all ...

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Humor is hope's companion in ...

Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

An occasional lucky guess as ...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Remorse is violent dyspepsia ...

Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Some primal termite knocked o...

Some primal termite knocked on wood.
And tasted it, and found it good.
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

There has been a lot of progr...

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Tonight's December thirty-fir...

Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

The Pig, if I am not mistaken...

The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.

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If you don't want to work, yo...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

When grandparents enter the d...

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

But all ladies think they wei...

But all ladies think they weigh too much.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

Only the gamefish swims upstr...

Only the gamefish swims upstream, But the sensible fish swims down.

Ogden Nash 224 quotes

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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