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Folk who don't know why Ameri...

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

We inherit a lot from our par...

We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Radio... that wonderful inven...

Radio... that wonderful invention by which I can reach millions of people... who fortunately can't reach me.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

My son gave me a nice bottle ...

My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

War toys are scary. They have...

War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

I was in a department store a...

I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."

Milton Berle 138 quotes

I like to do things for my wi...

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Just remember, golf is flog s...

Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

One of those Christmas songs ...

One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?

Milton Berle 138 quotes

I can't tell you his age, but...

I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Sex at eighty-four is terrifi...

Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

A young man fills out an appl...

A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Talk about cheap - on Christm...

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

I bought my mother-in-law a b...

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Money can't buy you happiness...

Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

My son really has the spirit ...

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

My brother applied for work, ...

My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Nowadays, when a speaker tell...

Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Committee - a group of men wh...

Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

If opportunity doesn't knock,...

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but only as long as it's not visible from the street.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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