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Sex at eighty-four is terrifi...

Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

I can't tell you his age, but...

I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

One of those Christmas songs ...

One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Just remember, golf is flog s...

Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

I like to do things for my wi...

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

I was in a department store a...

I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."

Milton Berle 138 quotes

War toys are scary. They have...

War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

My son gave me a nice bottle ...

My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Radio... that wonderful inven...

Radio... that wonderful invention by which I can reach millions of people... who fortunately can't reach me.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

We inherit a lot from our par...

We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

Milton Berle 138 quotes

At the Christmas party, the s...

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Do you want to feel insecure?...

Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

I gave my wife a gift certifi...

I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

I don't mind personal insults...

I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor McGee and Molly Picon.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

I bought an ideal gift for my...

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

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It's amazing how fast later c...

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Valentine's Day is like Armis...

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

One teacher recently retired ...

One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Sir, I didn't deserve the gra...

Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Every year my boss used to gi...

Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.

Milton Berle 138 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....