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You can't answer a kid's quest...

You can't answer a kid's question. A kid never accepts any answer. A kid never says, 'Oh, thanks. I get it.'... They just keep coming with more questions - why, why, why? - until you don't even know who the fk you are anymore at the end of the conversation. It's an insane deconstruction.

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I can't just sit on my daughte...

I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.

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Bill has three goldfish. He bu...

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?

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Young people don't even consid...

Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.

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If you had a jetpack you'd be ...

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

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Stereotypically speaking femin...

Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?

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The only road to doing good sh...

The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.

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I'm a good citizen. I'm a good...

I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate.

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I used to like people more, bu...

I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like you spend time with people you never would have chosen to spend time with, not in a million years. I spend whole days with people, I'm like, 'I never would have hung out with you. I didn't choose you. Our children chose each other based on no criteria by the way. They're the same size. They don't care who they make me hang out with.'

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I just don't trust any of it. ...

I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow Jones, there's a part of me that goes, 'This can't be good.' None of this is real money. You know what I mean? It's not like there's actually more of anything. It's just ideas. When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.

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I've started to kind of hate p...

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

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I killed my Facebook page year...

I killed my Facebook page years ago because time clicking around is just dead time. Your brain isn't resting and it isn't doing. I think people have to get their heads around this thing. All this unmitigated input is hurting folks.

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If you're older, you're smarte...

If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em. Even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.

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I did a show in New Jersey in ...

I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams are narrowed down. We tell our children, 'You can do anything you want.' Their whole lives. 'You can do anything!' But this place, we take kids - they're 15, they're young - and we tell them, 'You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.'

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God is like a shitty girlfrien...

God is like a shitty girlfriend.

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Well, I think likability is an...

Well, I think likability is an overused word. I don't watch people 'cause I like them; I watch them because they're compelling. Sympathetic is a little different. Likable just thins you out. Working to make a character likable is what kills most TV shows.

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The earliest stand-up comedy I...

The earliest stand-up comedy I was aware of was Bill Cosby. I watched Saturday Night Live as soon as I was aware of it, and Monty Python used to be on PBS at weird hours, so I used to try to watch that. And I loved George Carlin on SNL, that was the first stand-up I ever really remember seeing on TV. And then Steve Martin. I guess I was in fifth or sixth grade when Steve Martin showed up, and he was instantly my idol. And Richard Pryor around the same time too, I sort of became aware of him, though I don't remember the

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I'd love to have a shitty job....

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.

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It's been a very old thing for...

It's been a very old thing for people to gather together and laugh at stuff. The first comedian in America really was Abraham Lincoln. He used to go to a pub near where he lived and stand in front of the fire and he packed the place every night and he would just talk and bust everybody in their guts. He was just a hilarious speaker and that's what he did.

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To me, comedies are usually th...

To me, comedies are usually the least funny movies. Movies that are actually a comedy are usually not all that funny. To me Goodfellas and Raging Bull are two of the funniest movies I ever saw.

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