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Nobody in college races home ...

Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!'

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One thing I know about the ri...

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

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You got to be just stupid to ...

You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.

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You look at my audience, and ...

You look at my audience, and it proves what Congress thinks America is, is wrong. I get people across the political spectrum. Parents and kids come and they're all punked out, and there are these other guys in John Deere caps.

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I continue to work on plays, ...

I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.

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The Democrats have responded ...

The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.

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This is how sad my life is: I...

This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.

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I like my friends because the...

I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not.

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Most of the longer-term relat...

Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.

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I like indoor Christmas trees...

I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy.

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The kids say golf taught them...

The kids say golf taught them this and that. I get it with the military: A guy joins the military because he needs discipline and has to find himself. But don't tell me, 'Golf helps you find yourself.' I've been playing my whole life, and I'm still looking for myself.

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The fine line that you do whe...

The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.

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Democrats should be focused o...

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

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No matter what, your parents ...

No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.

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I've got stress like anybody ...

I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll get stuck, so I go to the help section. And it just enrages me, because why even call it a help section at all? There's nothing in any way 'helpful' about it.

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Macs are not intuitive. It's ...

Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.

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Self-love is a big part of go...

Self-love is a big part of golf.

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Stupidity really gets me goin...

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.

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Everybody's always asking me ...

Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a blood pressure machine and they'd rile me. I'd yell and scream, and then it would just go back to normal in a few minutes. Everything else is probably rotting, but the blood pressure is spectacular.

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I don't Tweet a lot because I...

I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.

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