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This is how sad my life is: I...

This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.

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The Democrats have responded ...

The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.

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I continue to work on plays, ...

I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.

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You look at my audience, and ...

You look at my audience, and it proves what Congress thinks America is, is wrong. I get people across the political spectrum. Parents and kids come and they're all punked out, and there are these other guys in John Deere caps.

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You got to be just stupid to ...

You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.

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One thing I know about the ri...

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

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If you're seeing a psychiatri...

If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow and, inevitably, you're going to be seated in front of some guy who's playing with himself, and he'll be singing, 'Happy Days Are Here Again.' I tell you - when I see that guy, I feel pretty good about myself.

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Nyquil comes in two colors, r...

Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.

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Then there was the man who de...

Then there was the man who declared in court, he wasn't a person. "Excuse me, sir, why haven't you paid your taxes." "Well, as you can clearly see, I am not a person." "Well, you look like a person." "No it's all done with mirrors, trust me!"

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This is what I've been waitin...

This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.

Lewis Black 279 quotes

I was a drinker, so I went th...

I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.

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Elected officials shouldn’t g...

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

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I was broke until I was 40. R...

I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. No health insurance, so if something happened I was screwed. I was lucky my parents had money and my brother was willing to support me for a long time. Once I started doing standup, I had an income, and that was amazing to me.

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I was home alone watching Geo...

I was home alone watching George Bush speak on television. So it was just really the two of us. And as I listened to him, I realized, that one of us... was nuts! And for the first time ever, I went, 'Wow, it's not me!'

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I feel the need to scream, an...

I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.

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Can somebody explain to me wh...

Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.

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Since there are so many idiot...

Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.

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North Korea is the country th...

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

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Interesting thing about being...

Interesting thing about being rich is once you pay your taxes, you're still rich.

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Kids seem to get me when I pl...

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....