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If there was absolute freedom...

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Freedom of speech is a two wa...

Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

When earth gets good and crow...

When earth gets good and crowded, like 15th century England, then some new Pilgrims are gonna rocket their Mayflowers to a new solar system.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Every tribe needs a good fron...

Every tribe needs a good front man to sell the program. Who better to convince the Middle East to give up the oil, than a brown man with a Muslim name?

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

I won't say ours was a tough ...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write songs like, "What I'm going to do if I grow up".

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

If you believe there is a God...

If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that's dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

You can't do anything with an...

You can't do anything with anybody's body to make it dirty to me. Six people, eight people, one person - you can do only one thing to make it dirty: kill it. Hiroshima was dirty.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

If you're going to stop mastu...

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

The only honest art form is l...

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

I would become a priest or a ...

I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else's pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

There's a lot of money in war...

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Today's comedian has a cross ...

Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

You know there's no crooked p...

You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

You got a million drug laws n...

You got a million drug laws now because the bosses figured there was more money in putting people in jail than taxing something anyone can grow on a window sill.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Life is a four-letter word. ...

Life is a four-letter word.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Faith is to the human what sa...

Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

You put a guy on a desert isl...

You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Darwin's theory is as dead as...

Darwin's theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny object down a well was dead, and out of the gene pool. Now they got the technology and medicine to save the fool so he can breed more open mouth breathers.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

That's where the conflict sta...

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

There are no dirty words, onl...

There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....