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The liberals can understand e...

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

When you're eight years old n...

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

I don't read enough books, so...

I don't read enough books, so I guess I'm pretty shallow. I'm a lot into the physical. With me, first attraction is never intellectual.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Communism is like one big pho...

Communism is like one big phone company.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

All my humor is based on dest...

All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

If God made the body, and the...

If God made the body, and the body is dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

I would be with a bunch of Ke...

I would be with a bunch of Kennedy fans watching the debate, and their comment would be, 'He's really slaughtering Nixon.' Then we would all go to another apartment, and the Nixon fans would say, 'How do you like the shellacking he gave Kennedy?'

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

If Jesus had been killed twen...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

The only truly anonymous dono...

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

The role of a comedian is to ...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Wouldn't it be nice if all th...

Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who are lonesome could live in one big dormitory, sleep in beds next to each other, talk, laugh, and keep the lights on as long as they want to?

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Every group, every system has...

Every group, every system has a set of values and morals and when you get outside those, then the alarms ring. I was politically incorrect to 95% of the country; luckily my 5% had the bread to come see me.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

My mother-in-law broke up my ...

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Alright, let's admit it, we J...

Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Trying to figure things out w...

Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

If you can take the hot lead ...

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

I'm not a comedian. And I'm n...

I'm not a comedian. And I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel for false values.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Satire is tragedy plus time. ...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

If you live in New York, even...

If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

The only honest art form is l...

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

Lenny Bruce 122 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....