I got jury duty ... and I didn...
I got jury duty ... and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, 'You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'.' And I said, 'I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me.' So instead I wrote, 'I love chinks.' And who doesn't?