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If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

I met Adam Sandler through 'S...

I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

Any day that is designated to...

Any day that is designated to shower the person you love with love is my favorite holiday.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

You don't want to throw out a...

You don't want to throw out a good idea and have nobody get excited about it. It takes the wind out of your sails.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

I'm probably more of a stand-...

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

Print is definitely more nutr...

Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

I am whelmed, and not overly ...

I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

A lot of baby boomers are bab...

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

I learned how to draw from be...

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

Standup really is a young man...

Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

I do have a place in my heart...

I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals that need to euthanized because don't have homes for them.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

The funny thing about commerc...

The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

When I was very young, I didn...

When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

I really enjoyed working on t...

I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

A novel is too much of a comm...

A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

I really like to read when I'...

I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

I see the love in my child's ...

I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

I feel guilty: when I'm not g...

I feel guilty: when I'm not golfing, I feel like I should be golfing. And when I'm golfing, I feel like I should be home working or spending time with the family. So it's a real conundrum.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

I have a severe addiction to ...

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

What happened was, I always w...

What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.

Kevin Nealon 68 quotes

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