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I remember the first date I e...

I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.

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You don't have to swim faster...

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

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I went to school for marketin...

I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they work and why they're funny - which is one of the reasons I, like many people, like watching the Super Bowl, besides the game.

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I was never really an impress...

I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a little exaggeration of them - which I think is really the way to do an impression.

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Me and Conan O'Brien and Robe...

Me and Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey wrote a script called 'Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' and it was going to be co-produced with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he was going to co-star in it. We had a deal with Sony, we got paid to write it, and it was a musical, but it never got made because...I think Arnold kind of backed out at the last minute because he was getting cold feet because ;The Last Action Hero' had come out, where he was parodying himself. But it was a really funny script, and I wish it could've seen the light, because I think it would've done really well.

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I don't mind seeing two guys ...

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

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I think the education system ...

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

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I'd been doing some light-bee...

I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.

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"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy f...

"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.

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'The Outer Limits' was one of...

'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'

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I played a security guard, an...

I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary."

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I enjoyed living in New York ...

I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, "This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here."

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It is unconscionable for chil...

It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.

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Roxanne came along in '86, wh...

Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a huge Steve Martin fan, so I really hoped I would get this part. I don't think there was any part in particular that I auditioned for. I just went in and talked with them. There were so many parts in there, and so many comedians ended up getting in that movie, playing different firemen and townspeople.

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The ethical argument regardin...

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

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Saturday Night Live was a sho...

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

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There's so many vegetarian fo...

There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market . The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them serve veggie burgers just like the restaurants are doing. So, it's really very easy.

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You don't want to throw out a...

You don't want to throw out a good idea and have nobody get excited about it. It takes the wind out of your sails.

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I'm probably more of a stand-...

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

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Print is definitely more nutr...

Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites.

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