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Dogs are easier to love than ...

Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.

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I've learned to have absolute...

I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.

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A woman went to a plastic sur...

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

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My face has been tucked in mo...

My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

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I hate thin people; 'Oh, does...

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'

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I think we obviously need hea...

I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.

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No more Botox for me. Betty W...

No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.

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The last time I saw a blonde ...

The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor.

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On her daughter Melissa: The ...

On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.

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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it.....

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.

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my cousin Shirley, who never ...

my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.

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Since I met him ten years ago...

Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.

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I said Justin Bieber looked l...

I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.

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Life is so tough. I don't kno...

Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.

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I caused my husband's heart a...

I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.

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When you can laugh at yoursel...

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

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I finally found out how pries...

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.

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I use a smoke alarm as a time...

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

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You know why I feel older? I ...

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

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I'm going out with these old ...

I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man, we were having a perfectly lovely dinner; he looked up and me and went: You're not my wife! Another guy died during dinner. I had to go in his pocket to get the American Express card. Then you wonder: What would he tip? Another guy said: I want you to meet my family, and took me to the cemetery.

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....