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My earliest childhood memory ...

My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.

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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she...

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

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You know it's time to start u...

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

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I’ve had so much plastic surg...

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

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Money can't buy you happiness...

Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

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Women should look good. Work ...

Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

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I said to my husband, 'Why do...

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

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To the pessimist the light at...

To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.

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Something terrific will come ...

Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

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Bo Derek turned down the role...

Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines.

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Your anger can be 49 percent ...

Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.

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Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Ge...

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

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The first rule of survival is...

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.

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There are many self-help book...

There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.

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My parents hated me. All I ev...

My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, "Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia?" Shelia had died at birth.

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Learn what not to expect. Iri...

Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the worst because they get the rings under water. When it comes up, it's garbage. Jewish, big rings. Episcopalian big rings. Italians-the best, because they get them off of dead people, and second wives get the biggest rings of all.

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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. ...

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.

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One of the most rebellious th...

One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.

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Your child is never not your ...

Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you.

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I truly think comedy is - bei...

I truly think comedy is - being funny is DNA. My dad was a doctor, a wonderful doctor, and people still come up to me today, 'Your father helped my mother die.' You know what I'm saying? He made her laugh 'til she died. My father was always very funny.

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....