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Be a awful nice to 'em goin' ...

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.

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At four o'clock in the mornin...

At four o'clock in the morning most people have been asleep for hours, but at four o'clock in the morning the night-club children of a few years ago were just getting hot. The band jazzed at full blast. The air was so thick you could pick it up in handfulls and through it around like snowballs. The dance-floors were crowded with couples who couldn't do anything but wiggle hips and feet.

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What did Napolean do for rela...

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.

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Nobody realizes that I work 1...

Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it's never been rehearsed!

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Don't put no constrictions on...

Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone!

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Be awfully nice to them going...

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

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All of us have schnozzles... ...

All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

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Everybody wants ta get inta d...

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

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I was hurt so deep that I mad...

I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut-terin', or about them bein' off their nut.

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To his orchestra Stop da musi...

To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.

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Home cooking. Where many a ma...

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

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Make someone happy, Make ju...

Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.

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Me and my big mouth! I'd get ...

Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.

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What's a depression? The dict...

What's a depression? The dictionary says a depression is a dent. And what's a dent? Everybody knows a dent is a hole. And what's a hole? You tell me what's a hole! And I'll tell you that a hole is nothin'!

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Why can't everybody leave eve...

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

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Be kind to people on the way ...

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.

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Be nice to people on your way...

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

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If I'd known how old I was go...

If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.

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It dawned on me then that as ...

It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.

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That's the conditions that pre...

That's the conditions that prevail!

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