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Man is the only animal that ca...

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

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At four o'clock in the morning...

At four o'clock in the morning most people have been asleep for hours, but at four o'clock in the morning the night-club children of a few years ago were just getting hot. The band jazzed at full blast. The air was so thick you could pick it up in handfulls and through it around like snowballs. The dance-floors were crowded with couples who couldn't do anything but wiggle hips and feet.

Jimmy Durante 30 quotes

Everybody wants ta get inta da...

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

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That's the conditions that pre...

That's the conditions that prevail!

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Make someone happy,
Mak...

Make someone happy,
Make just one someone happy,
And you will be happy, too.

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Start off each day with a song...

Start off each day with a song

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Be awfully nice to them going ...

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

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My wife has a slight impedimen...

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

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Why can't everybody leave ever...

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

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Politics is developing more co...

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

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I hate music, especially when ...

I hate music, especially when it's played.

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To his orchestra Stop da music...

To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.

Jimmy Durante 30 quotes

Now you know that you can't go...

Now you know that you can't go wrong... If you start each day with a song.

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All of us have schnozzles... i...

All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

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My nose isn't big. I just happ...

My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.

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What did Napolean do for relax...

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.

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Me and my big mouth! I'd get r...

Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.

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Don't put no constrictions on ...

Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone!

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Nobody realizes that I work 18...

Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it's never been rehearsed!

Jimmy Durante 30 quotes

Everybody wants to get into th...

Everybody wants to get into the act!

Jimmy Durante 30 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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