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Introducing 'Lite': the new wa...

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

I wonder if illiterate people ...

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Dogs have no money. Isn't that...

Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

I was in the drug store the ot...

I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need. You stand there going,'Well, this one is quick acting but this is long lasting...Which is more important, the present or the future?'

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Dating is pressure and tension...

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

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I will never understand why th...

I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, 'Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.'

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You can measure distance by ti...

You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you get off work?' 'Around 3 miles.'

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These pretzels are making me t...

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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What the hell, I'll just eat s...

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

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Did you know that the original...

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

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Sex, that's meaningless, I can...

Sex, that's meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that's heavy. That's like an hour.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

The worst thing about televisi...

The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on TV just sliding off the front of the sofa, with potato chip crumbs all over their shirt.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Wise is what you want to be. S...

Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.

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The peak of being a fan is a h...

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

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I love being a dad. I just lov...

I love being a dad. I just love it.

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Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, S...

Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.

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Well, sometimes we do actually...

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

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I think that you think that a ...

I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be, and more!

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You don't even really need a p...

You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

What's the point of dating wit...

What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....