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When men are growing up and th...

When men are growing up and they're reading about Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... those are not fantasies ... they're options.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Ever noticed that no matter wh...

Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Most people, you do a TV serie...

Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic,

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

People don't just bump into ea...

People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

I am a very organized person. ...

I am a very organized person. I get up at 6:15 a.m., the kids get up at 6:45 a.m., and so I get up and get it in. I'm addicted to the high function. To me it's a work thing -- if you meditate, you can get so much work done. I always say to people you know how about three nights a year you get a good night sleep? You can have it every day with meditation.

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The blessing in life is when y...

The blessing in life is when you find the torture you are comfortable with. That's marriage, it's kids, it's work, it's exercise. Find the torture you're comfortable with and you'll do well. You've mastered that, you've mastered life.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

I always did well on the essay...

I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.

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On the side of box of my super...

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

What's with this weird hotel c...

What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Have you ever noticed that the...

Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is THAT about? And which waiter are you tipping, anyway? I think next time I go to a restaurant I'll just say, 'Oh, sorry, I only eat the food. The guy who pays the bill will be along shortly.'

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Would somebody please explain ...

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, 'No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?' Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?

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If airline seat cushions are s...

If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Why is it when you turn on the...

Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Why is it illegal to park in a...

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

I know I'm not going to unders...

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

I wonder is illiterate people ...

I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?

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Airline hostesses show you how...

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

I love meeting Israeli people....

I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son

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Men want to make women happy....

Men want to make women happy.

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I wish I was a phone machine. ...

I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just go, 'Excuse me, I'm not here right now, If you just leave a message, I can walk away.'

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....