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I've been car crazy my whole ...

I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.

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Having done quite a bit with ...

Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I'm going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

That's the most comfortable p...

That's the most comfortable place for me. In the beginning, yes, I was nervous going on stage. I was not a natural performer. I really had to acquire that skill.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Have you ever seen that guy w...

Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest man in the world? Bob Hughes, the fattest man in the world... 1400 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, the man has let himself go.

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It's like having... you know,...

It's like having... you know, your phone has a charger, right? It's like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That's what Transcendental Meditation is!

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I love energy. I love it. And...

I love energy. I love it. And I pursue it, and I want more of it. Physical and mental energy, to me, are the greatest riches of human life. And TM is like a free account of an endless amount of it.

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Everything is in how you are ...

Everything is in how you are going to handle it. As a lifelong nightclub comic, I'm ready to handle whatever I have to handle.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

The only way a show works is ...

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Let's face it: a date is a jo...

Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.

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What would the world be like ...

What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Having a 2 year old is like h...

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Sometimes they'll make little...

Sometimes they'll make little Play-Doh animals, and when they go to sleep, I'll break the heads off the animals and put them at the foot of their beds for them to discover in the morning. Nothing wrong with sending your kids a little Sicilian message.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

I think vacations are mostly ...

I think vacations are mostly completely stupid. Going to have coffee with a friend, you're probably going to have more fun than if you go to Aruba.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Sometimes you can do certain ...

Sometimes you can do certain things on stage, or even in a TV series, and people see the look on your face and they know what you mean, so you can get away with certain things. But if you can't create that look on an animated character, which is essentially a puppet, the line will hit the audience in a very bad way.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Pain is usually represented b...

Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.

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Did you know that the origina...

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

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I like any cereal. I like the...

I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

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The idea behind the tuxedo is...

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.

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It's hard to do nothing becau...

It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Dating is pressure and tensio...

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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