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Jesus, Morelli, you sound lik...

Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.

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You've been busy using your b...

You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills," I said. "I just enter. I don't usually break." "You broke down Pitch's door." "Lost my temper." -Ranger and Stephanie

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We don't usually write up acc...

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

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I really wouldn't classify th...

I really wouldn't classify the books as mysteries. I prefer to say that they're adventures.

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This isn't just a job. This i...

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger

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When you get ready to write y...

When you get ready to write your novel, outline it first. There's nothing worse than getting halfway through and realizing you've painted yourself in a plot corner.

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I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I d...

I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked really hot.

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Fine. Let Ranger get someone ...

Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of the night." I won't have to look for a parking place. Tank's picking me up. Your working with a guy name Tank? He's big. Jesus, Morelli said. I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank. You love me? Of course i love you. I just don't want to marry you.

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Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'Sh...

Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he said. Diesel blew out a sigh. My father turned to my mother. 'Get me the carving knife. Make sure it's sharp.

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I write to entertain. When pe...

I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a little bit better about themselves and the people in their lives.

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Lots of times I'm not crazy a...

Lots of times I'm not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward.

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I'm for sure a workaholic. I'...

I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects.

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It was Lorraine in her nighti...

It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the television. When out in the lot there arose such a clatter, they sprang from their recliners to see what was the matter. Away to the window they flew like a flash, tore open the blinds and threw up the sash. And what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Stephanie Plum and yet another of her cars burning front to rear.

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I've never been in this part ...

I've never been in this part of Trenton before. I don't feel comfortable driving around buildings that haven't got gang slogans sprayed on them. Look at this place. No boarded-up windows. No garbage in the gutter. No brothers selling goods on the street. Don't know how people can live like this.

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These are desparate times." -...

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

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I exchanged my flannel shirt ...

I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities.

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When I was painting, I was pa...

When I was painting, I was painting stories I was telling myself. When I look back at it, moving to writing was a very natural progression for me.

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It's not the pizza, darlin', ...

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli

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By about the sixth romance I ...

By about the sixth romance I knew I wasn't in exactly the right place. I liked writing action. And I wanted to write a book with a little more edge than I was allowed in romance.

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Cupcake, your middle name is ...

Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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