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It was Lorraine in her nightie...

It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the television. When out in the lot there arose such a clatter, they sprang from their recliners to see what was the matter. Away to the window they flew like a flash, tore open the blinds and threw up the sash. And what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Stephanie Plum and yet another of her cars burning front to rear.

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Fine. Let Ranger get someone e...

Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of the night.' I won't have to look for a parking place. Tank's picking me up. Your working with a guy name Tank? He's big. Jesus, Morelli said. I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank. You love me? Of course i love you. I just don't want to marry you.

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Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She...

Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he said. Diesel blew out a sigh. My father turned to my mother. 'Get me the carving knife. Make sure it's sharp.

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We don't usually write up acci...

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

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Good thing he's dead,' Lula s...

Good thing he's dead,' Lula said, 'or that would have hurt like the devil.

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Cupcake, your middle name is t...

Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.

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I don't mean to change the sub...

I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?' Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six

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It's not the pizza, darlin', i...

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence.' Joe Morelli

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He specializes in virgins! The...

He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush.' Mary Lou Molnar

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There's me and then there's yo...

There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing.' Ranger

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Does your mother know that you...

Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now.' Joe Morelli's mom

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Oh good. I love being bait for...

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator.' Stephanie Plum

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There's a small possibility th...

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect' Stephanie

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You should see me work my magi...

You should see me work my magic in leather' Ranger

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Bullets are creepy.' Stepheni...

Bullets are creepy.' Stephenie

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This isn't just a job. This is...

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe.' Ranger

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You must be a terrible burden ...

You must be a terrible burden to your mother. I am feeling so sorry for her not to have a proper daughter.' Mrs. Apusenja - To the Nines

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you see what I'm saying?' Moo...

you see what I'm saying?' Mooner said. 'Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent to pay. No food bill to sweat. Free dental plan. And that's worth something, dude.You don't wnat to stick your nose up at free dental.

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Suppose something goes wrong? ...

Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?' Lula

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I shot that sucker right in th...

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy.' Grandma Mazur

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