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A little Jewish Grandma is at...

A little Jewish Grandma is at the Florida coast with her little Jewish Grandson. The grandson is playing on the beach when a big wave comes and washes the kid out to sea. The lifeguards swim out, bring him back to shore, the paramedics work on him for a long time, pumping the water out, reviving him. They turn to the Jewish Grandma, and say, we saved your grandson. The little Jewish Grandma says, He had a hat!

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I said to my wife, 'Where do ...

I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'

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My brother-in-law had to give...

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

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Who says nothing is impossibl...

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

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Last night I ordered a whole ...

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

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My wife is on a new diet. Coc...

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

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A man goes to a psychiatrist....

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

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Have you noticed that familie...

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?

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The patient says, "Doctor, it...

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

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The most effective way to rem...

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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A Polish terrorist was sent t...

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!

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A guy says, I'm so old that I...

A guy says, I'm so old that I forgot how old I am. An old woman says, I'll tell you how old you are. Take off your clothes and bend over. The man does this. The woman says, You're seventy four. The man says, How can you tell? The woman says, You told me yesterday.

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A doctor says to a man, "You ...

A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"

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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4...

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.

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While playing golf today, I h...

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

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It's not true that married me...

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

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A drunk was in front of a jud...

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

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A Polish man had a bandage on...

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"

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Another drunk goes up to a pa...

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

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A guy complains of a headache...

A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....