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A drunk was in front of a jud...

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

It's not true that married me...

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

While playing golf today, I h...

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4...

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

A doctor says to a man, "You ...

A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

A guy says, I'm so old that I...

A guy says, I'm so old that I forgot how old I am. An old woman says, I'll tell you how old you are. Take off your clothes and bend over. The man does this. The woman says, You're seventy four. The man says, How can you tell? The woman says, You told me yesterday.

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

A Polish terrorist was sent t...

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

The most effective way to rem...

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

The patient says, "Doctor, it...

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

Have you noticed that familie...

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

A man goes to a psychiatrist....

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

My wife is on a new diet. Coc...

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

Last night I ordered a whole ...

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

Who says nothing is impossibl...

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

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My brother-in-law had to give...

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

I said to my wife, 'Where do ...

I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'

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This is an elegant hotel! Roo...

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

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Some people ask the secret of...

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

I played a lot of tough clubs...

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

She's been married so many ti...

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Henny Youngman 230 quotes

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....