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A man who says he can see thr...

A man who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.-Groucho Marx
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

There's a man outside with a ...

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

If you were a man, you'd go i...

If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.

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The only game I like to play ...

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Would you mind getting off th...

Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Most young women do not welco...

Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)

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Making love to your wife is l...

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Given the choice between a wo...

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Afraid? Me? A man who's licke...

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

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I'm not much of a corresponde...

I'm not much of a correspondent. My letters are not only uninteresting but sparse. I'm glad I don?t have to write for a living. It?s arduous work and the money is very uncertain. On those rare occasions when I wander into a bookstore it amazes me to see the avalanche of literature and semi-literature that is turned out weekly in this country. The people who write these things are either desperate for money or love starved. Why should anyone on a nice balmy day lock oneself in an office and hit a typewriter for hours on end. I think one of the greatest pleasures in the world is not writing.

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I never go to movies where th...

I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

The first part of the party o...

The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

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I write by ear. I tried writi...

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

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With the possible exception o...

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

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I don't know. When I was born...

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.

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Chico: "Here's the book, it's...

Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.

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You've forgotten those June n...

You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.

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I've been around so long, I k...

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

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If you take cranberries and s...

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

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I did toy with the idea of do...

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....