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It isn't so much that hard tim...

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I must say I find television v...

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I did toy with the idea of doi...

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

The months before my son was b...

The months before my son was born,
I used to yell from night to morn,
'Whatever it is, I'm against it!
No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I'm against it!'

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He thinks I look alike!...

He thinks I look alike!

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I think that the Peeps or Pepp...

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

The Alps are a simple folk, li...

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Marriage is the chief cause of...

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Thirteen at a table is unlucky...

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only,
when the hostess has only twelve chops.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I'd like to meet the person wh...

I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.

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Celebrate the cracks, because ...

Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

If you are not having fun you ...

If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Firefly: Now that you're Secre...

Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have? Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army? Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.

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I was born at a very early age...

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

What have future generations e...

What have future generations ever done for us?

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If you take cranberries and st...

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

This isn't a particularly nove...

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I'll never forget my wedding d...

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I write by ear. I tried writin...

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I think you've got something t...

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

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