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WHAT is your name? WHAT is you...

WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

Oh Lord please don't burn us d...

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

I don't want to talk to you no...

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

At that time, a friend shall l...

At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before ...

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

Nobody expects the Spanish Inq...

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...

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In 1945, peace broke out. It w...

In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.

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An argument is a connected ser...

An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a definite proposition... A contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.' No, it's not...

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

You see, I don't belive that l...

You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

No one expects the Spanish Inq...

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again...

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

There is no cannibalism in the...

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

I am known by many names, but ...

I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

We found that we didn't have m...

We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable.

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I'm afraid I'm not personally ...

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats.

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Oh, you're in television! That...

Oh, you're in television! That's interesting. No, I mean, the word television is interesting. It's a hybrid, you see: tele- comes from the greek, and -vision comes from the latin. It should have been either 'telerama', or 'procolvision'.

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When you're chewing on life's ...

When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life.

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We come from nothing, we are g...

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

My philosophy, like color tele...

My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky...

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

Exploding is a perfectly norma...

Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon.

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

Camelot is a silly place....

Camelot is a silly place.

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....