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First you must find... another...

First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ('A path! A path!') Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

I mean, if I went 'round sayin...

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

You know, there are many peopl...

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

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One thing for sure - a sheep i...

One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.

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It's nice to see that look of ...

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.

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We don't deliberately set out ...

We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.

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Health care does not worry me ...

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

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Stormy in love, stormy in inte...

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

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John Howard Davies was not a v...

John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster.

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McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid...

McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories. McGough: Really? When? Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ...

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One, two, ... five!' 'Three,...

One, two, ... five!' 'Three, my lord.

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Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know...

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?

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I fart in your general directi...

I fart in your general direction.

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I think that all good, right t...

I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

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Tis but a scratch!' 'A scrat...

Tis but a scratch!' 'A scratch? Your arm's off!' 'No it isn't.' 'Then what's that?' 'Oh come on, pansy!

Graham Chapman 63 quotes

Spam, spam, spam, spam... Spam...

Spam, spam, spam, spam... Spam, spam, spam, spam.

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A murderer is only an extrover...

A murderer is only an extroverted suicide.

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Are you suggesting coconuts mi...

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!...

Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

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This parrot is no more. It has...

This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....